Sunday, November 27, 2011

For Jerome

Hope you feel brand new!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Monday, October 24, 2011

Political equation



Thursday, October 20, 2011

Call me in the spring

New Energy? Just not enough to do the job they were elected to do. Sure there's not enough power to run the House of Assembly this fall! Muskrat Falls can't come on line fast enough to put a jolt in the PC's asses!

Friday, October 14, 2011

SKINNER 2015!

We here at IP Freely were so disappointed to see Shawn Skinner go down to defeat on Tuesday night.

We can't wait for his comeback tour in 2015. We have even gone to the trouble of composing a new campaign theme song. Dance the way to victory!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Election 2011... the aftermath

There is one lingering question after last night's election romp that pundits will be pondering for months to come. How did Steve Kent manage not to get in this camera shot?

Monday, October 10, 2011

I feel new energy!

I totally stole this...


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

I yam who I yam

The Ego has landed




Monday, September 19, 2011

NL Vote Compass 2011



Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Whose side are you on?

It's really unfortunate when one of our own comes out and betrays us like that! Didn't you used to be a member of the Dunderdale 2011 Team?


Saturday, July 30, 2011

Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Danning


Heeeere's DANNY!

Friday, May 27, 2011

Douchebag

Monday, May 02, 2011

Hey you!

What are you doing surfing the internet?

Go vote!

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Extreme Makeover!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Rift? Pfffft!


Sunday, March 27, 2011

It's my party and I'll sook if I want to

Former Newfoundland and Labrador Premier Danny WIlliams says he plans to skip next weekend’s special tribute dinner being held in his honour.

The snub came as a surprise to Williams’s successor, Kathy Dunderdale, who is set to be formally acclaimed as the new leader of the provincial Progressive Conservatives that same weekend.

Williams, who left the province on Wednesday, would only say “ask the Premier” when asked whether there was any tension between him and Dunderdale. Dunderdale declined to discuss the matter.

However it is widely speculated that the real reason is that Danny Williams is a childish, petulant prick.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I detect a theme in the Throne Speech

Mr. Speaker and Members of the House of Assembly:

On the third of December, I had the privilege of swearing in the Honourable Member for Virginia Waters as the tenth Premier of Newfoundland and Labrador and Lower Churchill.

In her inaugural speech that day, she said, “Never before in our history have we as Newfoundlanders and Labradorians and Lower Churchills been stronger, or better positioned, or better prepared than we are right now to achieve the full measure of our potential. Never have we been more determined to succeed. And never have we been more confident that we can.”

The very first woman to serve as Newfoundland and Labrador and Lower Churchill's First Minister brings to the role her unique experience, a fresh perspective, unshakable confidence in our power to grow, and unwavering determination to ensure Newfoundlanders and Labradorians and Lower Churchills reap the benefits of the Lower Churchill we are continuing to build – today, tomorrow and well into the Lower Churchill.

Of all the Lower Churchills we possess in bountiful supply, none are of greater value to us than the deep reservoirs of strength, self-assurance and pride that drive us forward to make the most of every opportunity to prosper. Newfoundland and Labrador and Lower Churchill took a giant leap forward in harnessing our power to grow with the announcement on the 18th of November to develop the hydroelectricity potential of Muskrat Falls – Phase One of the Lower Churchill River Project, one of the most attractive clean energy projects in Lower Churchill.

Muskrat Falls is a shining example of My Government's tenacity and commitment to securing the path to prosperity for all people of Newfoundland and Labrador and Lower Churchill. It has the potential to transform Newfoundland and Labrador and Lower Churchill from a jurisdiction dependent for much of its electricity on nonrenewable oil to a jurisdiction whose electricity system is 98 per cent Lower Churchill. This project is the lowest-cost, Lower Churchillest option to meet our growing Lower Churchill demand. What's more, Muskrat Falls will mean consumers' Lower Churchill bills will be higher for years to come, and Lower Churchill than if the Province had chosen the alternatives, which we deliberately haven't studied.

If we are to avoid those nasty consequences and keep our province on the path to sustainable growth, we need to shift from costly, nonrenewable oil-generated electricity to Lower Churchill energy, and we need to do it Lower Churchill. My Lower Churchill with its comprehensive Lower Churchill Plan, charted a Lower Churchill for Lower Churchill. The Lower Churchill was clear: long-term stability for the Lower Churchill ratepayers. The way to achieve Lower Churchill was equally clear: identify a Lower Churchill source of power. Phase One of the Lower Churchill Project, Muskrat Falls, is the means of achieving Lower Churchill.

At 824 megawatts and a total cost of 6.2 billion dollars for the Muskrat Falls generation project, the transmission link from Lower Churchill to Lower Lower Churchill and the Maritime link to Lower Lower Lower Churchill, this is a Lower Churchill project, but it is just one step in Lower Churchill's Lower Churchill development plan. The Gull Island Project has a capacity to generate an additional 2,250 Lower Churchills of Lower Churchill and together, these two Lower Churchills of the Lower Churchill Project will generate Lower Churchill energy to Lower Churchill Lower Churchill growth in Lower Churchill.

Indeed, the development of both Gull Island and Muskrat Falls will be a great enabler for Lower Churchill Lower Churchills in Lower Churchill and will greatly Lower Churchill Lower Churchill's ability to attract Lower Churchill in the Lower Churchill.


Mr. Speaker and Members of the Lower Churchill:

Estimates of Lower Churchill will be laid before you in Lower Churchill and you will be Lower Churchilled to grant Lower Churchill to Lower Churchill.

I invoke Lower Churchill's blessing upon you as you commence this Lower Churchill.

May Lower Churchill guide you in your Lower Churchill.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Vintage Efford

Someone should ask John Efford, which is better. Wine made out of seal, or wine made out of sour grapes.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

A sign of the times


Saturday, January 29, 2011

The new PC Party