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Downfall

Toldyaso

Breaking up is hard to do

NOPE

Activism!

Winston's Wisdom

The Decider

This triangle is called the Decider. It will help you make a decision about how to run the finances of NL.


You have to pick one side of the triangle. You can even pick two sides of the triangle. But you can't pick all three sides of the triangle.

You can have less deficit and debt, and no tax hikes, but you will have accept spending cuts.


You can have no spending cuts and no tax hikes, but you have to accept a bigger deficit and burden future generations with more deficit and debt.


Or you can have no spending cuts, and less deficit and debt, but then you have to accept tax hikes.






Which will it be? You tell I.P.

Yes, Danny fucked us

Danny fucked us, this I know,
For the budget tells me so.
Mainland jobs I now will seek,
Our economy’s too weak.

[chorus]
Yes, Danny fucked us,
Yes Danny fucked us,
Yes, Danny fucked us,
The budget tells me so.

I thought Danny-boy was sick
Of pessimists and all their schtick,
Told us that away he’d blow…
But that was three Premiers ago.

[chorus]

Danny and his damn PCs
Pissed away our royalties,
Wasting twenty billion bucks…
But Danny don’t give zero fucks.

[chorus]

Danny and his buddy Ed
Must be touched inside the head,
Pumping cash day after day
In a hole up by Goose Bay.

[chorus]

Dan won’t ever have to mind
About the mess he left behind.
I wonder what’s the hydro rate
Inside his sunny condo gate?

[chorus X2]

So long, and thanks for all the money!

Spare me

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Thanks, asshole!

What do you think of your hero now, sheeple?

Men's Club

Christmas bills are the worst!

It's Galgay Day in the Capital

We were starting to worry it had been too long without some piece of Galgay-related news on VOCM's website, but time to take a chill pill... Our favourite publicity-hound is now even insinuating his photo into VOCM stories in which he isn't even mentioned.

Breakfast

Tory Standards

Sounds about right

https://soundcloud.com/donny-dooley/vocm-backtalk-bill-kevin

This budget infographic didn't make the cut

Danny Williams farts

Danny Williams farts
Saturday , April 25 2015 | 10:23:44 AM

The man behind the new Galway development just west of the capital city recently farted. Former premier Danny Williams lifted his leg and let rip a good, solid, satisfying fart. It smelled like newborn babies, Irish spring, and unicorn tears, with not the faintest hint of shit.
 
Williams says he is proud of his farts, and that everyone in Newfoundland should take pride in his farts, too. Williams says that even though this fart was a little bit wet, it was his fart, and his farts represent the aspirations and farts of all Newfoundlanders. Williams hopes to update listeners on more of his farts and other fart-related developments at least three times a month, on a go-forward basis.

Click on this link for audio of Danny Williams' fart.