The I.P. Freely Book Club

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Danny Bingo! Election Is Imminint!

Let us first congradulate Barry C. in Deer Lake and Madeleine from somewhere on the Burin, she asked that her hometown be left out, who split the prize in the second week of Danny BINGO! Congratulations people, well played!

The election call is suppose to be coming on Monday. So here to get you started again is Danny BINGO card # three, just in case the Premier pops up in your area over the weekend. Then you will be able to dab out some more Danny catchphrases.

This week we are playing for a "BIG X or a Cross". "BIG X" or "Cross". Either one wins the game.

I would be remiss of me not to thank D. for the nice work laying out the Danny cards.

Jobs, jobs, jobs!

It's I.P. Freely, Career Councillor here. You don't need to go to college or MUN to get a good job. You will only end up working in Fort MacMurry anyway. No, young woman, young man, if you want to work at home, the only qualification you will ever need is your PC membership card.

Saucy

It's sauce for the Goose, sauce for the Gander, and sauce for every place in between! It's...

Warning: PC Memories of Joey Leadership Sauce may cause heartburn, electoral devastation, or resource giveaways.

Image credit - From http://newfoundlandlabrador.blogspot.com

Being popular is so popular!

Another Increase in Popularity for Provincial Tories: Poll - Sep 6, 2007

The provincial Tories have some new poll numbers to smile about as they head into an election in just over a month's time. The latest Corporate Research Associates survey shows the governing PC's popularity has increased again, and now sits at 76 per cent of decided voters; the Liberals fell 3 points to 16 per cent. The NDP's support remains unchanged at 7 per cent. Undecided voters, those who don't plan to cast a ballot or refused to state a preference increased by 3 points to 18 per cent. 86 per cent of those asked are mostly or completely satisfied with the Tory government. 10 per cent are dissatisfied with their performance. And 77 per cent name Danny Williams as their choice for Premier. 9 per cent of those polled choose Liberal Leader Gerry Reid and 6 per cent choose NDP Leader Lorraine Michael. The latest survey was conducted from August 9th to August 31st and is based on a sample of 806 adult residents in the province. The last poll was conducted in May.

Danny BINGO continues!

Congratulations to Phyllis in Greenspond, who was the winner for the game in Week One. Here's your new Danny BINGO card. This week we are playing for a Picture Frame.

Danny Williams and his Chamber of Secrets

Danny Claus, why?
Why are you keeping things secret from us?
Why?

Danny BINGO

Today we start a new series - Danny BINGO.

Just download the card (a new one to come each week) and keep it by the radio and/or where you watch TV or read the paper. Then just carry on with your normal life.

Every time you hear or read the words of our Glorious Leader Danny Williams, Praise be His Name and Hallowed are is Words, mark the Danny-word square.

When you fill them all in, call out "Danny-BINGO!!" and turn it into your local MHA for your prize. We can assure you that it will be the finest prize their constituency allowance can afford!

So listen to talk radio, watch the news on TV and read your papers. Mark your spots and you may be a winner!

(card #1)

On the campaign trail

Tourism, Culture and Recreation
August 13, 2007

Media Advisory: Minister to Take a Dump

The Honourable Tom Hedderson, Minister of Tourism, Culture and Recreation, will take a dump this afternoon, Monday, August 13, in Clarenville.

The dump will be taken, sanitary conditions permitting, in the mens’ washroom of the Irving station on the Trans-Canada Highway, at approximately 3:00 p.m.

"Clarenville is an important community on the East Coast of our Province," Minister Hedderson said. "I am honoured and pleased to be able to take a crap in this historic and scenic town, and encourage all Newfoundlanders and Labradorians to shit at home this year."

The Minister will be available for a photo opportunity immediately before voiding his bowels. He will also be available for comment immediately afterwards, most likely by calling Bill Rowe, who will ask uncomfortable questions about the texture, colour, odor, and buoyancy of Minister Hedderson's turds.

Media representatives are asked to confirm their attendance by calling or emailing Ken Cleary, Communications, Department of Tourism, Culture and Recreation.

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2007 08 14 10:22 a.m.

Steve Kent - Man of many colours!

Get ready to see this on on a TV near you.