Energy Corporation Gets New Brand

Something to cover up the stench

Don't be upset by Walter's spending habbits, because the perfume and women's underwear were "used properly". We are glad Walter cleared that up.

Don't ask me, I'm just...

House of Assembly Not Sitting

The Sun King Arises!!!

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Far East of the Western World,
and Danny is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious Liberal moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief

The New Religion

Our Danny
Who art in Humber
Hallowèd be Thy Name
Thy Republic come
Thy Will be done
In Goose Bay as it is in St. John's
Give us this day our daily Danny Williams Foundation Donation
And forgive those of us who voted against You
As we forgive those of us who voted against You
And lead us not into Confederation
But deliver us from Chevron
For Thine is the Republic
The Power and the Glory
For ever and ever
Or until 2011

Amen.

You should have voted for I.P. Freely!!!

See what you have done now!!!

WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND!

Your old pal I.P. Freely could parody Danny's important message. But fuckit, why bother when it parodies itself!

Now enjoy my exclusive leaked footage of Danny rehearsing his victory speech before a house of partisans.

Vote for me or else!

I would like to thank all the little people who have helped with my campaign. Here is one last appeal for your support. See you at the I.P. Freely victory rally!!!

Vote ABC! Do it for Danny!

Danny doesn't want you to vote Conservative!