Strategic plans have never been more strategic

Williams Government announces Strategic Planning Task Force

Executive Council
April 29, 2008

As part of Budget 2008 - Strategizing Our Master Plan - the Williams Government today announced the creation of a Strategic Planning Task Force

"It has never been more important to print lots of reports and put them on shelves," Premier Danny Williams said today. "Writing, printing, distributing, and storing government reports is a very fundamental and important part of our economy, and a strategic part of our plan to strategically grow the strategic economy on a strategic priority basis."

The Strategic Planning Task Force which will be charged with developing a Strategic Task Force Plan as part of William's Government’s larger Task Force Planning Strategy.

"Strategic strategy is a strategic part of our strategy to be strategic," Premier Williams said. "Nothing could demonstrate our commitment to strategy or plannning better than our Strategic Strategy Plan which will allow us to plan strategically, and strategize planning in order to optimize our strategy for planning plans to plan strategy for planning strategically, on a go-forwards basis from our perspective. It's also good for the future of Task Forces, an important strategic growth sector for our beautiful province."

The Strategic Task Force Plan Development Phase will be followed by the Task Force Planning Strategy Implementation Phase, under the Task Force Strategic Plan, to be developed by the Planning Strategy Task Force which will implement the multi-year Planning Task Force Strategy on a multi-year go-forward basis.

The Emperor's New Clothes

Here King Danny models his new outfit while on vacation down south before he testifies at the cancer inquiry. Small boys beware, do not point out that the Emperor is naked!

Public Advisory: Harper Conservative Sightings

Intergovernmental Affairs
March 26, 2008

Public Advisory: Harper Conservative Sightings

The Department of Intergovernmental Affairs is warning residents of recent reported sightings of Harper Conservatives near a number of communities.

Harper Conservatives have been sighted near Roddickton and the community of Quirpon, where one Harper Conservative entered a cabin by breaking a window. Another Harper Conservative was sighted near St. Anthony Monday evening, while on Tuesday a conservation officer spotted a Harper Conservative in the Squid Cove area approximately five kilometres from the community of Castors River South.

The pubic is reminded that Harper Conservatives are known to be extremely protective of their backbenchers. Accordingly, anyone encountering a Harper Conservative should:

• Remain calm
• Give the Harper Conservative(s) space
• Back away slowly, never run
• Speak calmly, but firmly
• Avoid direct eye contact with the Harper Conservative(s)

People residing in communities in the vicinity of where Harper Conservatives have been sighted are strongly encouraged to properly store garbage to reduce the risk for a human-Conservative encounter.

Officers with the Department of Intergovernmental Affairs are continuing regular patrols of the areas where Harper Conservative sightings have been reported in an effort to track the movement of the Harper Conservatives.

Anyone sighting a Harper Conservative is asked contact the Department of Intergovernmental Affairs.

No, to hell with it, just call VOCM.

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Danny's Day-Timer

The Throne Speech

THE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR OF REVOLUTIONARY LIBERATION CONTINUES!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Energy Corporation Gets New Brand

Something to cover up the stench

Don't be upset by Walter's spending habbits, because the perfume and women's underwear were "used properly". We are glad Walter cleared that up.

Don't ask me, I'm just...

House of Assembly Not Sitting

The Sun King Arises!!!

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Far East of the Western World,
and Danny is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious Liberal moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief