Monday, August 27, 2007

Danny Williams and his Chamber of Secrets

Danny Claus, why?
Why are you keeping things secret from us?

Wednesday, August 15, 2007


Today we start a new series - Danny BINGO.

Just download the card (a new one to come each week) and keep it by the radio and/or where you watch TV or read the paper. Then just carry on with your normal life.

Every time you hear or read the words of our Glorious Leader Danny Williams, Praise be His Name and Hallowed are is Words, mark the Danny-word square.

When you fill them all in, call out "Danny-BINGO!!" and turn it into your local MHA for your prize. We can assure you that it will be the finest prize their constituency allowance can afford!

So listen to talk radio, watch the news on TV and read your papers. Mark your spots and you may be a winner!

(card #1)

Monday, August 13, 2007

On the campaign trail

Tourism, Culture and Recreation
August 13, 2007

Media Advisory: Minister to Take a Dump

The Honourable Tom Hedderson, Minister of Tourism, Culture and Recreation, will take a dump this afternoon, Monday, August 13, in Clarenville.

The dump will be taken, sanitary conditions permitting, in the mens’ washroom of the Irving station on the Trans-Canada Highway, at approximately 3:00 p.m.

"Clarenville is an important community on the East Coast of our Province," Minister Hedderson said. "I am honoured and pleased to be able to take a crap in this historic and scenic town, and encourage all Newfoundlanders and Labradorians to shit at home this year."

The Minister will be available for a photo opportunity immediately before voiding his bowels. He will also be available for comment immediately afterwards, most likely by calling Bill Rowe, who will ask uncomfortable questions about the texture, colour, odor, and buoyancy of Minister Hedderson's turds.

Media representatives are asked to confirm their attendance by calling or emailing Ken Cleary, Communications, Department of Tourism, Culture and Recreation.


2007 08 14 10:22 a.m.