Lucky for us she's the FORMER Auditor General

Beth Marshall: clueless or witless, you decide?

Danny Williams and his salary

The shocking truth about Danny Williams' "salary"

Tom Rideout and the spending scandal

That Tom Rideout! He sure has some explaining to do!

Vote for me and I'll set you free!

Today is the close of nominations in the provincial general election. After much soul searching I have decided to go for it. I can't do much worse than the other guys and maybe by accident I'll do better.

So I ask for your support. Write-in vote for I.P. Freely on your special ballot.

And remember, if you can write "I.P. Freely", you're my kind of people!

I.P. Freely 2007!

Tom Osborne's Honorable Member

It is sure nice to know that Tom Osborne has a member that works. Not like some of the other members who are a little limp in their performance. Some MHA's just don't stand up for the people they represent. Not Tom Osborne. He's solid as a rock. Some people don't like it when a politician is stiff or wooden, but for Tom Osborne, that's one of his best qualities. Tom Osborne works, oh yeah he works hard.


Tom Osborne got no need for Viagra, just a little aspirin to make sure Da Missus don't have a headache. Maybe a glass of red wine. Paul Dicks has a nice cellar I hear. Then it's off to the submarine races. Do it for Danny!

There's a NORTHERN Peninsula too?

Hey Danny remember us? We are still here, for now any way. Just so forgotten and ignored by you we are going to apply to be an honorary part of Labrador.

I'm embarassed

This is so embarassing. I feel badly for the guy.

The Tom Rideout Repayment Plan

This plan is not available to public service pensioners or social assistance recipients.

Smackdown!

In case you missed the "DEBATE" the first time I give you the replay!

The Auditor General's Report Movie

If you can't be bothered to read the Auditor General's Report now you can watch it.

Now that you've seen the movie, if you want to read the book here it is online:

AUDITOR GENERAL'S REPORT

Debate night D-A-N-N-Y

Just in time for the big debate, it's another D-A-N-N-Y card. Now where's missus with my popcorn and dabber.

Lets Mambo from here to Gambo

"A little bit o' Maureen, she's my wife". It's so catchy, I wonder why Danny didn't use this as his theme song instead.

Edited post:

OKAY I give up. That embedded video is really annoying how it just automatically starts. Here's a link to it instead

Danny Williams Mambo #5

Puzzled about Hebron

It pisses me off when you open up a jigsaw puzzle and there's pieces missing.

This is what it's all about

"What's this election about again, Danny?"

"It's about pride, John. Pride."

Signal Hill-Quidi Vidi-Robin Hood Bay

This is the title page of the NDP tax platform. Tax from the rich and give to the poor!


Now where dajeezis they plans on finding the rich, I'd like to know.

G-E-R-R-Y

It's, you know, hard work, you know, being Newfoundland's, you know, second most hated, you know, blogger. I'm just a working stiff, working my fingers to the bone every day. Speaking of working stiffs and bones, guess what we do all night? That $1000 baby bonus don't grow on trees.

But anyway people keep asking "I.P., when you gonna go after the Liberals or NDP?" Working all day and shagging all night don't leave much room for anything else. But now seems like a good as time as any. So we proudly present you with the GERRY game. It's simple, just like Liberals.

Put on a happy face

"Gerry Reid is a capable guy in his own way, but he's got an attitude, and he can't get over it. And everybody in the province is seeing it," Williams said during a rally in Twillingate.

"When they look at him, they see him on television, they see the scowl on his face."

D-A-N-N-Y Week Four

Jason in Halifax, M.D. in St. John's, Anne in Corner Brook, "Sonny" in St. John's, Barry in Gander and Rod in Paradise, you are the lucky winners in DANNY game number three. We figured that there would be lots of winners after that awesome speech Danny gave to launch his campaign in Corner Brook.

Watch for his Lear Jet in your community and be sure to keep your new game card right handy. This time we are playing for three lines in any direction.

So that's what PC stands for

If you don't vote for Danny Williams, you're just not people!

Stand by your man

I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll. Today I'm feeling a little bit country.

Off to the races!!!

The gun has sounded, and the piggies have left the starting gate.

Here at I.P. Freely we are excited. Bookmark this page, your one-stop shop for all your N&L political satire and other crap. Watch your wallets!!!

Putting the I in TEAM

The I.P. Freely Book Club

This is Fall 2007's must-read. Order your copy today.

Danny Bingo! Election Is Imminint!

Let us first congradulate Barry C. in Deer Lake and Madeleine from somewhere on the Burin, she asked that her hometown be left out, who split the prize in the second week of Danny BINGO! Congratulations people, well played!

The election call is suppose to be coming on Monday. So here to get you started again is Danny BINGO card # three, just in case the Premier pops up in your area over the weekend. Then you will be able to dab out some more Danny catchphrases.

This week we are playing for a "BIG X or a Cross". "BIG X" or "Cross". Either one wins the game.

I would be remiss of me not to thank D. for the nice work laying out the Danny cards.

Jobs, jobs, jobs!

It's I.P. Freely, Career Councillor here. You don't need to go to college or MUN to get a good job. You will only end up working in Fort MacMurry anyway. No, young woman, young man, if you want to work at home, the only qualification you will ever need is your PC membership card.

Saucy

It's sauce for the Goose, sauce for the Gander, and sauce for every place in between! It's...

Warning: PC Memories of Joey Leadership Sauce may cause heartburn, electoral devastation, or resource giveaways.

Image credit - From http://newfoundlandlabrador.blogspot.com

Being popular is so popular!

Another Increase in Popularity for Provincial Tories: Poll - Sep 6, 2007

The provincial Tories have some new poll numbers to smile about as they head into an election in just over a month's time. The latest Corporate Research Associates survey shows the governing PC's popularity has increased again, and now sits at 76 per cent of decided voters; the Liberals fell 3 points to 16 per cent. The NDP's support remains unchanged at 7 per cent. Undecided voters, those who don't plan to cast a ballot or refused to state a preference increased by 3 points to 18 per cent. 86 per cent of those asked are mostly or completely satisfied with the Tory government. 10 per cent are dissatisfied with their performance. And 77 per cent name Danny Williams as their choice for Premier. 9 per cent of those polled choose Liberal Leader Gerry Reid and 6 per cent choose NDP Leader Lorraine Michael. The latest survey was conducted from August 9th to August 31st and is based on a sample of 806 adult residents in the province. The last poll was conducted in May.

Danny BINGO continues!

Congratulations to Phyllis in Greenspond, who was the winner for the game in Week One. Here's your new Danny BINGO card. This week we are playing for a Picture Frame.