Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The New Religion

Our Danny
Who art in Humber
Hallowèd be Thy Name
Thy Republic come
Thy Will be done
In Goose Bay as it is in St. John's
Give us this day our daily Danny Williams Foundation Donation
And forgive those of us who voted against You
As we forgive those of us who voted against You
And lead us not into Confederation
But deliver us from Chevron
For Thine is the Republic
The Power and the Glory
For ever and ever
Or until 2011

Amen.

3 comments:

Dale Kirby said...

I have adapted this for my own amusement:

Our Danny.
Who art elected in Humber West.
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy election is won.
De Liberals are done.
In Labrador as they are in St. John's.
Give us this day our daily Harper tirade.
And forgive those of us who voted against you.
As we forgive those of you who voted against Lorraine.
And lead us not into Confederation.
But deliver us from Chevron, Gulf, Shell and Exxon.
For Thine is the Premier, the Right Honourable and Rhodes Scholar.
For ever and ever, or at least until 2011.
An Dat.

Anonymous said...

he doth not "art" in humber

Anonymous said...

Now that was funny