Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

The Sun King Arises!!!

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Far East of the Western World,
and Danny is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious Liberal moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief


Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The New Religion

Our Danny
Who art in Humber
Hallow├Ęd be Thy Name
Thy Republic come
Thy Will be done
In Goose Bay as it is in St. John's
Give us this day our daily Danny Williams Foundation Donation
And forgive those of us who voted against You
As we forgive those of us who voted against You
And lead us not into Confederation
But deliver us from Chevron
For Thine is the Republic
The Power and the Glory
For ever and ever
Or until 2011

Amen.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

You should have voted for I.P. Freely!!!

See what you have done now!!!

WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND!


Your old pal I.P. Freely could parody Danny's important message. But fuckit, why bother when it parodies itself!
Now enjoy my exclusive leaked footage of Danny rehearsing his victory speech before a house of partisans.



Monday, October 08, 2007

Vote for me or else!

I would like to thank all the little people who have helped with my campaign. Here is one last appeal for your support. See you at the I.P. Freely victory rally!!!

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Vote ABC! Do it for Danny!

Danny doesn't want you to vote Conservative!

Friday, October 05, 2007

This has been an unpaid political message

Danny really want's your vote:

Let's make a cabinet

Danny Williams may have a hard choice facing him in Labrador!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Danny's crowning achievement

Truly, where would we be without this great man?

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

More on the Hebron secret

Can you keep a secret? Danny Williams can!


Pride cometh before the fall

Vote with pride, and privacy and confidence!!!

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Vote I.P. or suffer the consequences!

We have ways of punishing you.

Step away from the secret document!

Danny is not holding up to his own standards when he keeps the "Hebron Deal" secret.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Danny answers the critics

You show them, Danny boy!

Show your support

Enough with the high-pitched whine coming out of Labrador. The only high-pitched whine I want to hear is the hum of electrons and the wind howling through the transmission line down to the island.

Now you can show your support for the Premier's fantastic Energy Plan with this fantastic bumper-sticker.