Sunday, April 24, 2016

Yes, Danny fucked us



Danny fucked us, this I know,
For the budget tells me so.
Mainland jobs I now will seek,
Our economy’s too weak.

[chorus]
Yes, Danny fucked us,
Yes Danny fucked us,
Yes, Danny fucked us,
The budget tells me so.

I thought Danny-boy was sick
Of pessimists and all their schtick,
Told us that away he’d blow…
But that was three Premiers ago.

[chorus]

Danny and his damn PCs
Pissed away our royalties,
Wasting twenty billion bucks…
But Danny don’t give zero fucks.

[chorus]

Danny and his buddy Ed
Must be touched inside the head,
Pumping cash day after day
In a hole up by Goose Bay.

[chorus]

Dan won’t ever have to mind
About the mess he left behind.
I wonder what’s the hydro rate
Inside his sunny condo gate?

[chorus X2]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"But Danny don't give zero fucks"
Would mean that Danny does in fact give a fuck.

"But Danny couldn't give a fuck"
Would still fit the rhyme scheme and make more sense.

~Friendly Grammar Guy.