After careful study, Chief Electoral Office Chuck Furey has identified the problem with declining voter turnout and apathy.
Voting is just too hard.
So after consulting with all of the parties that Danny Williams is leader of, he has come up with a new, simplified, voting system.
Rather than having 48 confusing districts, with different candidates running in each district, there is now just one slate for all 48.
Rather than have three and more different parties, which just confuses people who try to figure out what, if anything, distinguishes the Liberals, PC's and NDP, there will now be just one party.
And to really help the voter save time and trouble, the ballots will be pre-printed.
Just as in Iraq, this will ensure stable government for decades.
Don't forget to go out and exercise your democratic right to vote; IP wants to see a high a turnout as possible!
Sunday, February 11, 2007
By election eve special
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3 comments:
about god darn time i say !
is it true what they said on the radio today? If I vote for Dwight Ball, Danny will get mad at us and we'll all be cut off for four years? Please advise.
we will only be cut off until the fall when the PCs take every seat and Danny has all the power! Bwuhaaahahahaaaaa!!
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